May 2009
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http://notalwaysright.com/its-one-big-greasy-conspi...
Customer: “Ugh! Everything you make here has canola oil in it. Don’t you know that’s not even food? It’s made from rapeseed, which isn’t even edible!”
Me: “While it’s true you can’t actually eat the plant, canola oil itself is–”
Customer: “It’s all genetically modified. You can’t get canola oil that isn’t genetically modified.”
Me: “Actually, the canola oil we use comes from a company called Spectrum that–”
Customer: “Spectrum!? That’s an Illuminati company!”
Me: “Let me get my manager for you…”
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oh louis stevens, how i love thee
gifparty:
http://tinyurl.com/8ty32 →
http://robo.to/ChrisRichardson →
i could never, ever deny my love for chris rich. especially after this.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-19) →
Phantom Planet (2)
Socratic (2)
The Killers (2)
The Offspring (1)
Britney Spears (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
carver city
so happy to be listening to the new cky album, i’ve missed them so much. can’t wait to see them live again.
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every night’s a celebration, every night’s a fucking party
– midtown, celebration
hello
this is my tumblr and…well, we’ll see if i remember to keep up with this.