January 2012
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5 reasons why I respect Mia Swier as Darren's...
mmmcookies22:
I am not writing this to defend her against the mean fangirls, because from what I see on my dash, they are pretty respectful of their personal life. Let’s just call this a Mia appreciation Post.
she looks at Darren like this:
she supports Darren like this:
she loves him and is proud of him like this:
they’ve been together since before Darren was famous. When he was...
“My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17, and I had just heard about crib...”
– Johnny Depp.
(via allonsy-)
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cmonvietnam replied to your photo: quick! which color should I paint them right now?…
i like them both but i think the one on the left is super interesting looking
5ama replied to your photo: quick! which color should I paint them right now?…
LEFT shade
watchthesky75 replied to your photo: quick! which color should I paint them right now?…
LEFT.
LEFT IT IS that would be not...
i should probably do one of those about me posts/pages one day so everyone can see how lame i really am
but whenever i talk about kevin smith, i just wanna go back to jay & silent bob’s secret stash up in red bank, nj. but everyone hates jersey so no one will take a day trip with me there ever again. red bank is really cute though!
Despite the whole world disagreeing
watchthesky75:
nogoodliar:
seefigg1:
I actually like Kevin Smith’s movie Jersey Girl. I think it’s one of his better movies. IN FACT I would put it up there as one of his best (Dogma, clearly, being the greatest).
The world is stupid and I never understood why this movie was so widely hated. Because of it it’s mostly been forgotten, which is too damn bad.
i second this. i bought Jersey...
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thetroublesofmyownskin replied to your post: thetroublesofmyownskin replied to your post:…
ME NEITHER and I don’t usually judge people’s lives even if they seem crazy but um wtf
lmao i was judging so much about her, and i don’t even feel bad because of the ask she left me
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thetroublesofmyownskin replied to your post: monister replied to your post: Actually once I…
omg I didn’t even realize I used to lurk her a while ago until I went to her page…
i just can’t believe her life at all
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monister replied to your post: Actually once I told him I was going to rape him and he said “can’t rape the willing ;)” so ofaijroign. BITCH.
uh this bitch again. she left me a comment in my ask and called me a cunt.
lmfao she’s so dumb. i went to her tumblr and she made a post saying she’s gonna “attack” anyone’s ask who didn’t agree with her or something....
Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: *click*
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impetueuse asked: Actually once I told him I was going to rape him and he said "can't rape the willing ;)" so ofaijroign. BITCH.
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Dear Cobra Starship,
monister:
dancedancemiserable:
impetueuse:
You have completely lost my respect. I no longer value your music or aspire to make sweet, sweet love to your frontman. God, your sound is even more generic now than Vices & Virtues which was a hard feat to accomplish. Go back to WTCS or die.
Sincerely, EVERYONE.
or you could just keep listening to wtcs and stop complaining in the cobra...
screams
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I care not what you say
megara-the-unicorn:
I like Obama.
He’s not perfect, but no one is. I like him and I’d like him to keep being our president.
My summary of President Obama's SOTU
michelle-my-belle:
I ended the war in Iraq, caught Bin Laden and created a shit load of jobs. I dare you motherfuckers to do better.
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cliftonphifer replied to your post: cliftonphifer replied to your post: cliftonphifer…
they hate on him because he hasn’t personally changed their lives. because it’s so easy to fix the entire nation’s problems in 4 years.
RIGHT? i mean he’s not superman jchrist